corrupted wish

this is a game type thing i seen on another forum and i thought is was good.

a person asks for a wish and the next person has to grant it but corrupt it as much as posible.


i'll start

i wish i could fly....

i'll grant you that wish! poof and now you can fly! But then one day you're flying and a jumbo jet sucks you into its turbine engine and you know the rest. sucks for you.

I wish i could teleport!

ok its granted, but next week u will teleport into a warzone and be shot.

i wish i super sexy!

Wish granted: Sadly, only old, wrinkly men like you..

I wish I could time travel ^.^

Namine wrote:

Wish granted: Sadly, only old, wrinkly men like you..

I wish I could time travel ^.^

ok wish granted u travel back to the dinosaur age and you end up in the middle of a battle between two t-rex's and they eat u

i wish pokemon where real

granted, them u get killed by rayquaza while youre on a plane

i have no wish, now wat u gonna do? nothing!!! haha

You're no fun!

I wish sudahi had made a wish!

ok sudahi makes a wish but he wishes that u went to hell

i wish i was a gazilionare

i'll grant you that wish!

but then you get caught by the police and get sent to jail because there's not even a gazillion dollars in the world and they found out you were counterfitting money!

I wish I had a nice warm cup of tea.

ur cup of tea is actually a mutant cup of tea and it eats u

i wish george bush died

I'll grant you that wish.

George Bush dies, but his son, George W. Bush, is still being a douche bag.

I wish I had a wii!

wish granted

u wee on ur wii and ur wii breaks down

i wish my stupid neighbours moved houses!!!!

poof! they move from the house on your right, to the house on your left!

I wish more people went to pokepokes.com

1million people come to ur site!
but then they find out ur adress and bomb ur house
i wish i had a new workout machine!

poof. you get a new workout machine but when you try to lift weights, the machine collapses on you and you break every bone in your body! A helicopter is then sent to take you to the hospital but as they are one their way back, the helicopter pilot gets shot by the copilot who is a terrorist who then crashes the plane on the White House, killing George W. and all his friends. Oh, and you die too. You are then buried next to George W. and spend the rest of your eternity lying next to him.

I wish i had a yamaha R6 sport motorcycle!

granted, u crash and die on the way home from a friend's house.

i wish u all died

granted.we all die but u r the only one left on the earth so a giant tsunami/tornado/eartquake breaks up the world then u go flying into outer space where u get sucked by a black hole and u die and we all come to life again and the earth is resoteed but u r still dead by the black hole.

i wish i had a pet turtle

wish granted
but u forget to feed it so in the night it eats u

i wish arsenal won the champions league

wish granted

however arsenal die of exhaustion and bush gets pissed and nukes everyone!!!!

i wish for faster internet

granted, ur internet is so fast ur computer gets caught on fire i wish ud all shut the hell up 4 a few minutes

Wish granted...and as many people know, I hate silence, so I went krazy and killed most of you guys, 'cept for the koolio people here, lol..

I wish my clan was tough enough to kill...."another" *cough, cough* Clan

wish granted

you become soooo powerful you all explode!!!!!!!


i wish for nachos

Granted but the nachos are coated with cheese that is loaded with tobacco which gives you a malignant tumor in your lungs which goes into remission but comes back and you find out on the morning of your daughter's wedding 15 years later which ruins the entire day and cause's your father to go into cardiac arrest, at the wedding, which, infortunately no doctors are attending and leads to him getting brain damage. And the cancer does not go back into remission this time...

I wish my imagination could be nicer

granted

all you can imagine now is gay porn!!!!


i wish i had the most posts.

granted

Youhave the most most posts and everyone hates you!!!!!!!!!!

I wish i could have a teh game super smash bros brawl