granted, u crash and die on the way home from a friend's house.

i wish u all died

granted.we all die but u r the only one left on the earth so a giant tsunami/tornado/eartquake breaks up the world then u go flying into outer space where u get sucked by a black hole and u die and we all come to life again and the earth is resoteed but u r still dead by the black hole.

i wish i had a pet turtle

wish granted
but u forget to feed it so in the night it eats u

i wish arsenal won the champions league

wish granted

however arsenal die of exhaustion and bush gets pissed and nukes everyone!!!!

i wish for faster internet

granted, ur internet is so fast ur computer gets caught on fire i wish ud all shut the hell up 4 a few minutes

Wish granted...and as many people know, I hate silence, so I went krazy and killed most of you guys, 'cept for the koolio people here, lol..

I wish my clan was tough enough to kill...."another" *cough, cough* Clan

wish granted

you become soooo powerful you all explode!!!!!!!


i wish for nachos

Granted but the nachos are coated with cheese that is loaded with tobacco which gives you a malignant tumor in your lungs which goes into remission but comes back and you find out on the morning of your daughter's wedding 15 years later which ruins the entire day and cause's your father to go into cardiac arrest, at the wedding, which, infortunately no doctors are attending and leads to him getting brain damage. And the cancer does not go back into remission this time...

I wish my imagination could be nicer

granted

all you can imagine now is gay porn!!!!


i wish i had the most posts.

granted

Youhave the most most posts and everyone hates you!!!!!!!!!!

I wish i could have a teh game super smash bros brawl

granted

you get the game but dont have the console and must sit there for eternity looking at the game you cant play.


i wish for more money

Granted



you have all the money in the world big enough to fill a huge 12 foot pool to the brim. One day you pass by and fall in and drown in your own money.

I wish i could live in a huge mansion!

granted

you buy the mansion with a pile of money you found on the ground but are arrested and sent to prison because that was money stole from the bank with your finger prints all over it.

i wish i had a better phone

granted

You buy a better phone of a guy in the street thinking it was a good deal you go around very proudly. Not knowing it was a bomb phone you get ready to make your first call and BOOM!!!!!!!


I wish i could live forever

granted

67 years later you realise your body can still be harmed when your arm gets chopped off by a crazy chinise man.

93 years later you lose a leg.

103 years later your shot in the stomach at point blank.

206 years later. your mutated and depressed and you try to end your misery by shooting your self in the head, oh but wait.... YOU DONT DIE!!!


now THATS corruption!!!!!!!!


i wish i was super strong